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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 158, April 21, 1920"


_Dealer._ Lep, is ut? Shure she'll spring out like a birrd an' fear no foe
by dint of the two bottles of potheen she has taken an' the couple o' lads
Clancy has stationed at ivvery jump to let a roar at her an' hearthen her
wid the sthroke of an ash-plant as she comes at ut.
_First Country Boy._ Arrah, they're off, they're away!
_Second Country Boy._ Thin let us down to the big double, avic, and be the
grace of God we'll see a corpse.
_Girl in Brown (hopping from one foot to the other)._ Can you see Freddy,
Uncle George? Is he in front? I'm sure he is. He hasn't fallen, has he? He
won't fall, will he? I'm sure he will. I do hope he'll win; I _know_ he
won't. The jumps look frightful, and I'm certain he'll break his darling
neck. Oh, where _is_ he, Uncle George?
_Uncle George._ Here, take my field-glasses.
_Girl in Brown._ I can't see, I can't see.
_Uncle George (drily)._ Try looking through them the other way round.
_Beshawled Crone (towing an aged beggar-man who wears a framed placard
reminding the public that "charity covers a multitude of sins," and
announcing that the bearer is not only "teetotally" deaf and dumb, but also
blind, barmy and partially paralysed).


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