"--_Trade Paper._
Dominion Home Rule casts its shadow before.
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"The decree of the Archbishop of Canterbury for the creation of a
separate Providence of Wales was read."--_Scotch Paper._
What's wrong with Mr. LLOYD GEORGE?
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[Illustration: RESTORING THE BALANCE.
VOICE FROM AUDIENCE: "IT'S A TRICK!"
PERFORMER: "OF COURSE IT'S A TRICK! THE POINT IS THAT IT HASN'T BEEN DONE
FOR YEARS AND YEARS--AND I'LL TROUBLE YOU TO APPLAUD IT."]
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ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.
_Monday, April 12th._--Neither Ministers nor ordinary Members showed any
marked eagerness to resume their Parliamentary labours. Little green oases
were to be seen in every part of the House, and on the Treasury Bench even
Under-Secretaries (who often have to maintain a precarious perch on one
another's knees) had room to spread themselves.
The Underground Railway may, like Nature, be careless of the individual,
but it is extremely careful of the typewriter, and insists on making a
special charge for this instrument, officially regarded as a bicycle.
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