Chance? The only chance is destiny.
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[Illustration: _Munition Worker_. "I'VE BOUGHT A PIANO."
_Foreman_. "GOT ANYBODY AT HOME WHO CAN PLAY IT?"
_Munition Worker_. "NO, NOT AT PRESENT; BUT WE'VE A FRIEND COMING ROUND
THIS EVENING TO PUT US IN THE WAY OF IT."]
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"Fish, or woman, for block work; must be exp. and accustomed to best
class trade."--_Daily Paper_.
Why not combine the two and get a mermaid?
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"MAN WHO WILL KEEP EYE ON POTATOES. MR. DENNIS AS VEGETABLE AND FRUIT
DIRECTOR."--_The Daily Mirror_.
Mr. D. need not trouble; we prefer them without eyes.
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[Illustration: A LEAN DAY.
_Luncheon Hostess_. "I DO HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, MRS. STOKER, BUT ON
WEDNESDAYS WE ONLY HAVE MEAT AT DINNER."
_Dinner Hostess_. "I DO HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, MRS. STOKER, BUT ON WEDNESDAYS
WE ONLY HAVE MEAT AT LUNCHEON."]
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_MON SOLDAT ET MON CURE._
"Donne un peu, Maman, s'il te plait," said Jeanne eagerly.
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